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How do you like your strokes? 
Long, messy, hard, and wet?
Do you like it when she dip her brush in and out and make you sweat? 
Do you like it when they spread their fingers in it? 
Make your eyes roll with the way he stand up and give it? 
Do you like it when she cuts with precision? 
You like the way her smeared pastels give you visions? 
Can we grab your hips while we make a mess on your canvas, sxs? 

If art gets your heart thumpin’ and femmes get your hips pumpin’ then come down and paint your best Basquiat crown. At this art party, it’s going down. Go ham on some colored pencils, draw on the wall with some stencils, and get real hot, heavy, and consensual. This is an art build, bae, so we gon get out our paints, collages, crayons, papers, and slay. We got materials but if you wanna bring art materials to donate and share, do dat if you dare. The more generous you are, the more likely you’ll find bae here. After the art party wraps up, we'll be getting our straps up and watching Dirty Computer while Janelle Monae slays. Right at 9 we gon get ready to grind for a dancerie that'll have your nipples getting free. We gonna dance down till midnight and drink till we get right. 

Black Femme Brunch is taking on new forms. This time we gon make that paintbrush and bussy thunderstorm. This is a space created to celebrate, venerate, and praise black queer and trans femme bodies of all genders and shapes safe from the vvhite gaze. BYOB means bring your own booze, bites, bud, and baes, because we gon do it for ourselves today.

If you’ve always been a black femme goon who secretly dreamed of a sexy crafternoon, we got just the art party that will make you swoon. 

No prior skills required, just come and get inspired. If the only thing you can draw is stick figures, then come through, my nigga. If you graduated with a PhD in Art Appreciation, then you just as welcome in the rotation. Be dressed like a goddexx, looking like sex. Come dripping art. You should be looking like something we sliding in our Amazon cart. 

Cuz this is a party for niggas who like ratchet ass music, creating beauty, finding baes, and laughs. Come be creative, and make that ass clap. 

QTNA: 
But I can’t make art---: 
Lemme stop you before you start. 
You black, you femme, you friendly. 
Everything about you is a song to be drawn. 
You fierce, you sexy, you talented. 
Nothing you create could ever be wrong. 
How you gon open your mouth and say, “I can’t create anything, I got misgivings” when you manifest your ancestor’s dreams simply by living? 
Hush all that noise, you sexy ass bitch. 
Bring a good attitude and attract some good dick! 
It’s not about being perfect or good at shit, 
it’s about giving shit a try, dancing your tits off, and letting niggas hit. 

Got old art supplies you never used or needed? Bring em, yo. Now’s the time to offload them hoes.

BYOB: Bring your own bud, baes, bottles, and bites. We provide the art supplies, a curated atmosphere, and lit ass music for you to get right. Plates will be sold all night.
Can we swap our art with other folks? Yes. Swap your art, then swap some numbas, then swap some strokes.

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Who is Black Femme Brunch for? Anyone who wants to meet godly niggas to hold court with with decolletage that don’t quit. New to town? Wanna net-twerk? This is the right place to rest ya purse. Need a lap to sit on or a place to lay your head? Then we can invite you right between our legs. Poly and looking for baes to slay? Then this is your muhfuckin lucky ass day. Tell all your baes and don’t look back, Black Femme Brunch is hella black!

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If you’re not “traditionally” femme, you’re a guy or a stud, you don’t fuck with gender, you're queer, or you're trans, that’s lit af (and you sound cute so you should def come). Femme is an open term for anyone who is in touch with their feminine energy or who celebrates femininity. If that’s you, come thru!

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As always the #BlackFemmeBrunch is a space for femmes of all genders.

Not sure if you qualify? 
Answer two questions:
1. Do you self identify as black?
2. Would you consider yourself in touch with your feminine side?

If that’s a yes to both – you’re in!

This is a safe space for black queer people who are in touch with their feminine energy, transgender peeps, tomboys/girls, and androgynous folx of all (or no) gender(s). Transwomen, transmen, intersex, gender non-conforming, queer women, queer men, asexual, and same gender loving people come get this love.

If you’ve ever felt femme in your life or need a healthy dose of femme energy, come thru because we celebrate you.

The three commandments of femme brunch are: 
BE BLACK
BE FEMME
BE FRIENDLY

IF YOU WANNA BE PETTY GIRL, SIT AT HOME.
Ashe! And let the choir sang.

***If this space was not created for you, you will be respectfully and unapologetically ushered toward the door. We talk about whatever is on our minds during brunch and we will not have our space disrupted. If you seem a lil masculine but are in touch with your feminine side - it's cool - come sit with us.***